Sunday, July 13, 2008

Math Lesson

One five-year-old son...


PLUS one decorative glass stone...



MINUS logical thinking...



EQUALS one trip to the children's hospital...



PLUS several X-rays, which (thankfully)...


DIVIDE our worries, but...


MULTIPLY our bathroom chores.

And how did you spend your weekend?

UPDATE: Thanks for the concern, everyone. Peanut is, in fact, okay. He doesn't know why he swallowed the glass stone, but I doubt he will do that again. After complaining of a stomachache and passing on his dinner, he soon passed something else. We (and by "we," I mean "my husband") located the object and disposed of it (much to our son's chagrin who wanted to save it as a souvenir).

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9 comments:

Anonymous said...

What happened? How did you stay calm? Call me and tell me everything, we will be home all week.

Kristen

Kelly said...

Oh dear.... Hope everything turn out okay! :(

We spent our weekend swimming at the pool and eating ice cream, but maybe now would be a good time for me to shut up about that....

Kristin said...
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Kristin said...

Oh wow! what in the world happened? My weekend was pretty boring. Cleaned house all day Saturday, then went to church on Sunday and got a visit from my sis-in-law. That was pretty fun, I must say!

Lisa said...

Oh my goodness. No it didn't happen. Poor Kid. I mean, poor Mom. I actually didn't have to catch any poop in plastic wrap this weekend AND got a nap. It was a dream compared to what it sounds like you have been through.

Hope he is okay.

Gemma said...

I'm guessing everything came out all right? No pun intended. :) Ohmigosh, your post was hilarious. How creative!! Good for you, sweetie, to see the humor in this episode. Love you.

Lisa said...

I'm back again. I emailed you a couple of times and it may go to a different email address so I am posting here. Did you see BB?

FilmFather said...

This is Kristin's husband, aka Peanut's daddy. I'm happy to report that we hit "paydirt" on Sunday night. For everyone's sake, I'll go light on the details surrounding the "recovery mission"... :)

Kristin said...

Whoa! The hubby makes his first appearance! xoxo ;)